5 TERRIBLE THINGS THAT WILL UNFORTUNATELY HAPPEN TO YOUR PENIS WHEN YOU AGE

Hello! Do you know what happens to your penis when you get old? If you don't, stay here, I will tell you! 


1. Have an erection can be challenging. When you get older your blood decrease, so it's difficult to take the blood into the penis. 

2. It's going to be smaller. The collagen fibers change. 

3. It can become curved. Only affect 10/15 men, since 40 years.

4. If you are uncircumcised you can develop scarring of the foreskin. 

5. Prostate. You'll problems to pee. You will had to wake up at night. 


So, what's the conclusion? 
Get older is a shit, so you had to take advantage of youth and fuck all you can. 


Link: http://elitedaily.com/news/5-terrible-things-penis-age/1770484/

YOUTH

Hi everybody! Today I will talk about youth. Because I think that's the most important period of the life and the most missed too. 

The youth is the period in which we have more energy, passion, health... Is the period in which we can feel love and fall in and have the best friendships. Is the best period, in which we can live. We had to define ourself in this period, know about the things that we like or dislike. 

But, I can't do that, why? Because this stupid system. We pass this incredible years shut in a High School, and it's okay, we had to know some things, learn and have culture. But it can't be all our life, we had to do other things, and learn about the life, how to live. And this system doesn't let us, all my life now is: study, do the homeworks, study, pass batchillerat and maybe then I can be happy. But, what happens after Batchilerat? University. Peple say that university is fine, funny, the best years of the life, and I hope so, beacuse for the moment my youth stinks. 

I know that the life is unfair, and I know that I can't be anything for change that, but it's horrible pass my teenager worried about homeworks and studies, I want some freedom. And all my classmates thinks like me. This system stinks. 

DIALOGUE

Meri: Hi! I would like to see Dr. Grap.

Secretary: Do you have an appointment?

Meri: Not really, I don't need that. I'm an old friend of Dr. Grap. 

Secretary: What do you mean with "I don't need that"? Everybody needs an apponitment to see Dr. Grap.

Meri: Oh! I think that you don't understand me... I need to see Dr. Grap, she's an old friend....

- Dr. Grap appears-.

Dr. Grap: What's all this noise? I'm working!

-Dr Grap sees Meri and she screams exited-.

Dr. Grap: OMG! Meri! It's been such a long time!  How are you?

Meri: Mandy! I'm glad to see you! Your stupid secretary doesn't understand me. -Meri looks at the secretary and says:- Do you see? I told you. 

Dr. Grap: Sure, sure! Come with me, come in. 

 -They go into the room-.

Dr. Mandy: So, what you want?

Meri: I need a little retouch.

Mandy: Oh! So, finally you decide to retouch your nose?

Meri: Umh... No really... I want to retouch my...

Mandy: Oh! Your lips?  

Meri: Umh... No...

Dr. Grap: Oh! Okay! So, botox for your cheeks?

Meri: Grr.... Nop. 

Mandy: Oh! Oh! Yes, I know! Your boobies! You want some bigger boobies!

Meri: Oh, no! my boobies are perfect bitch. 

Dr. Grap: Oh, yees.... sure....

Meri: Well... I want to retouch my knees.

Dr. Grap: Your knees?

Meri: Yes! I don't like them. They make me look fat.

Dr. Grap: Okay. It's a very good idea, but this operation doesn't exist. The knees can't be retouched, because they connect the tibias with the femur. If I disconnected the kneecap of these bones, you can become handicapped. 

Meri: Oh. Okay. So, I will go to another clinic. Byebye and Thank you.

Mandy: Oh... poor girl. 

SELF EVALUATION

The 18th of November, my friend Mandy and I did an oral presentation about nightmares, some meanings, the sleepwalking and the sleeptalking. I had to evaluate myself, but I’m not sure about how I did it. I think that the slides were cool, the information was interesting and the content was OK too. But maybe I was so anxious because I used to do the presentations with the “medium” class last year, in which the people aren’t very good at English, and this year we are all together the higher level with the medium and that’s very weird for me, I don’t like, I feel stupid, so it makes me feel anxious and “hyperactive” I really can’t be still. And finally my pronunciation, I think it's normal.

LINK:http://www.genial.ly/Preview/Index/582de98b072c1d450ca4fc0b?idSlide=582de98b072c1d450ca4fc0c

WHAT'S A SLEEPWALKING?

SLEEPWALKING:

Sleepwalking or somnambulism is a behavior disorder that originates during deep sleep and results in walking or performing other complex behaviors while asleep. The sleepwalking includes not only walking in your sleep, they sit up in bed and look around, leave the house and drive long distances… A common misconception that a sleepwalker should not be awakened, but it can be dangerous not to wake a sleepwalker.

The prevalence of sleepwalking are between 1% and 15%. It’s common in adulthood, but it isn’t associated with any psychological problem. It can be possible with a sleep deprivation, sedative agents, febrile illnesses, certain medications…

Sleepwalkers are more common in children, between three to seven years old. It can be provocated for bedwetting, sleep terrors, sleep apnea…

- SYMPTOMS:

A sleepwalking can have some symptoms like: sleep talking, no memory of the event, difficulty arousing during an episode, inappropriate behavior such as urinating in closets (more common in children), screaming and violence.  

THE MEANING OF SOME NIGHTMARES

1. Natural catastrophes

Maybe you had dreamed about tsunamis, tornados, volcanoes… Natural catastrophes. The scientist relate that with a feeling of anxiety and fear. You are insignificant in front of the enormous powers of nature.  

2. Being trapped

These nightmares are common in people suffering from claustrophobia, because they have an incredible fear of being locked in small places. However, these nightmares can also be experienced by people fearing their inability to break away from current bad situations (like annoying relationship or dead end job).  

3. Teeth dropping

These nightmare aren’t so frequent. Some people describe it as a profoundly anxious.  The person starts feeling their teeth dropping suddenly from their mouth. This nightmare has been linked to profoundly personal worries about other people’s judgments on his physical appearance.

4. Being Naked

Maybe you dream about being naked. Psychologists argue these dreams are symptoms of an inner fear of what other people might believe or say about us, normally about our physical appearance. It’s more common in kids.

5. Missing important events

It’s a very common dream about missing important events, as our own wedding. These dreams represent the fears and anxieties that we feel in important events, an expectation on us. We have the fear of missing that, so we dream about it.

6. Not able to talk or move

When you can’t scream or talk in a dream that means that you are in an impotence and unfair mood. You try and try, but nobody can hear you, that means that you had some communication problems too.  

If you dream about not being able to run or your body doesn’t react, that means that you have some self-esteem problems and you are very insecure.

DONALD TRUMP, NEW USA PRESIDENT

It's not really news, but we can considerer to be, because it's an important and recent fact. It talks about the new USA president, Dondald Trump. He was competing with Hillary Clinton, and Trump won the elections. As we can see in the map (link down below), there is more red than blue, the red is Trump, so, he wins, and maybe it seems like he wins with a big difference, but if we go down the page news, we can appreciate that the difference is very small.  

OPINION: 

Well, I dont know much about Hillary Clinton, but I know some things about Trump, and he doesn't seems like a president. He's racist, sexist, homophobic, controlling, a little bit ignorant, and he's a little bit crazy too. I do not agree with his ideas. For example, he says that the global warming is an invention of -Chinese, WTF? When I knew that he think of these things, it made me question who vote for this man. And are maybe people like him. He says lots of things like this, he wants to make a wall on the Mexican border, he wants to avoid inmigrants, really is that the best way? If he wins because other people like him vote for him, that means that in USA there are a lot of people like Donald, and that's not good for anybody. I hope that Trump follows the board of the consultants, because if he doesn't, USA will have some big problems. 

LINK: http://www.bbc.com/news/election/us2016/results