Meri: Hi! I would like to see Dr. Grap.
Secretary: Do you have an appointment?
Meri: Not really, I don't need that. I'm an old friend of Dr. Grap.
Secretary: What do you mean with "I don't need that"? Everybody needs an apponitment to see Dr. Grap.
Meri: Oh! I think that you don't understand me... I need to see Dr. Grap, she's an old friend....
- Dr. Grap appears-.
Dr. Grap: What's all this noise? I'm working!
-Dr Grap sees Meri and she screams exited-.
Dr. Grap: OMG! Meri! It's been such a long time! How are you?
Meri: Mandy! I'm glad to see you! Your stupid secretary doesn't understand me. -Meri looks at the secretary and says:- Do you see? I told you.
Dr. Grap: Sure, sure! Come with me, come in.
-They go into the room-.
Dr. Mandy: So, what you want?
Meri: I need a little retouch.
Mandy: Oh! So, finally you decide to retouch your nose?
Meri: Umh... No really... I want to retouch my...
Mandy: Oh! Your lips?
Meri: Umh... No...
Dr. Grap: Oh! Okay! So, botox for your cheeks?
Meri: Grr.... Nop.
Mandy: Oh! Oh! Yes, I know! Your boobies! You want some bigger boobies!
Meri: Oh, no! my boobies are perfect bitch.
Dr. Grap: Oh, yees.... sure....
Meri: Well... I want to retouch my knees.
Dr. Grap: Your knees?
Meri: Yes! I don't like them. They make me look fat.
Dr. Grap: Okay. It's a very good idea, but this operation doesn't exist. The knees can't be retouched, because they connect the tibias with the femur. If I disconnected the kneecap of these bones, you can become handicapped.
Meri: Oh. Okay. So, I will go to another clinic. Byebye and Thank you.
Mandy: Oh... poor girl.
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