Friday, 27 January 2017

DIALOGUE

Meri: Hi! I would like to see Dr. Grap.

Secretary: Do you have an appointment?

Meri: Not really, I don't need that. I'm an old friend of Dr. Grap. 

Secretary: What do you mean with "I don't need that"? Everybody needs an apponitment to see Dr. Grap.

Meri: Oh! I think that you don't understand me... I need to see Dr. Grap, she's an old friend....

- Dr. Grap appears-.

Dr. Grap: What's all this noise? I'm working!

-Dr Grap sees Meri and she screams exited-.

Dr. Grap: OMG! Meri! It's been such a long time!  How are you?

Meri: Mandy! I'm glad to see you! Your stupid secretary doesn't understand me. -Meri looks at the secretary and says:- Do you see? I told you. 

Dr. Grap: Sure, sure! Come with me, come in. 

 -They go into the room-.

Dr. Mandy: So, what you want?

Meri: I need a little retouch.

Mandy: Oh! So, finally you decide to retouch your nose?

Meri: Umh... No really... I want to retouch my...

Mandy: Oh! Your lips?  

Meri: Umh... No...

Dr. Grap: Oh! Okay! So, botox for your cheeks?

Meri: Grr.... Nop. 

Mandy: Oh! Oh! Yes, I know! Your boobies! You want some bigger boobies!

Meri: Oh, no! my boobies are perfect bitch. 

Dr. Grap: Oh, yees.... sure....

Meri: Well... I want to retouch my knees.

Dr. Grap: Your knees?

Meri: Yes! I don't like them. They make me look fat.

Dr. Grap: Okay. It's a very good idea, but this operation doesn't exist. The knees can't be retouched, because they connect the tibias with the femur. If I disconnected the kneecap of these bones, you can become handicapped. 

Meri: Oh. Okay. So, I will go to another clinic. Byebye and Thank you.

Mandy: Oh... poor girl. 




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