Sunday 29 January 2017

8 TIPS FOR STARTING A PASSION PROJECT WITHOUT QUITTING YOUR JOB

Hi people! Let's talk about passion projects today. We will coment some tips I found about do your "dream" possible. 


1. Make a decision. Don't think, act. If you only think about that you will never do anything, so, just do it. 

2. Announce it to the world. Make contacts, advertising, do something for make that the people know about it. 

3. Be more efficient at work. Be organizied and do the work fast and in consequence you can dedicate more time at your passion project. 

4. Plan your time. Organize your time and you can have time for your passion. No more excuses. 

5. Take it easy. Don't try to do every new thing at the same day, go slow. One day you learn something, the next day you put into practice, etc. 

6. Learn together with an interet group. The more the better. Make it with friends with the same passion. 

7. Get online help. You can found a lot of things in internet, search and learn new things, and if you have probles, use it too. 

8. Consider outsourcing. If your passion is very massive consider this possibility. It will helps you. 


I think that this taps can be usefull. I want to do some things that I like it, but I haven't got time, maybe if I organize my work better, as the new say, I can do this things. Maybe I try to do it, and maybe it works. I will not know if I don't try. 


Link: http://elitedaily.com/life/passion-project-quit-your-job/1753548/

Saturday 28 January 2017

5 TERRIBLE THINGS THAT WILL UNFORTUNATELY HAPPEN TO YOUR PENIS WHEN YOU AGE

Hello! Do you know what happens to your penis when you get old? If you don't, stay here, I will tell you! 
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1. Have an erection can be challenging. When you get older your blood decrease, so it's difficult to take the blood into the penis. 

2. It's going to be smaller. The collagen fibers change. 

3. It can become curved. Only affect 10/15 men, since 40 years.

4. If you are uncircumcised you can develop scarring of the foreskin. 

5. Prostate. You'll problems to pee. You will had to wake up at night. 


So, what's the conclusion
Get older is a shit, so you had to take advantage of youth and fuck all you can. 


Link: http://elitedaily.com/news/5-terrible-things-penis-age/1770484/

YOUTH

Hi everybody! Today I will talk about youth. Because I think that's the most important period of the life and the most missed too. 

The youth is the period in which we have more energy, passion, health... Is the period in which we can feel love and fall in and have the best friendships. Is the best period, in which we can live. We had to define ourself in this period, know about the things that we like or dislike. 


But, I can't do that, why? Because this stupid system. We pass this incredible years shut in a High School, and it's okay, we had to know some things, learn and have culture. But it can't be all our life, we had to do other things, and learn about the life, how to live. And this system doesn't let us, all my life now is: study, do the homeworks, study, pass batchillerat and maybe then I can be happy. But, what happens after Batchilerat? University. Peple say that university is fine, funny, the best years of the life, and I hope so, beacuse for the moment my youth stinks. 

I know that the life is unfair, and I know that I can't be anything for change that, but it's horrible pass my teenager worried about homeworks and studies, I want some freedom. And all my classmates thinks like me. This system stinks. 

Friday 27 January 2017

DIALOGUE

Meri: Hi! I would like to see Dr. Grap.

Secretary: Do you have an appointment?

Meri: Not really, I don't need that. I'm an old friend of Dr. Grap. 

Secretary: What do you mean with "I don't need that"? Everybody needs an apponitment to see Dr. Grap.

Meri: Oh! I think that you don't understand me... I need to see Dr. Grap, she's an old friend....

- Dr. Grap appears-.

Dr. Grap: What's all this noise? I'm working!

-Dr Grap sees Meri and she screams exited-.

Dr. Grap: OMG! Meri! It's been such a long time!  How are you?

Meri: Mandy! I'm glad to see you! Your stupid secretary doesn't understand me. -Meri looks at the secretary and says:- Do you see? I told you. 

Dr. Grap: Sure, sure! Come with me, come in. 

 -They go into the room-.

Dr. Mandy: So, what you want?

Meri: I need a little retouch.

Mandy: Oh! So, finally you decide to retouch your nose?

Meri: Umh... No really... I want to retouch my...

Mandy: Oh! Your lips?  

Meri: Umh... No...

Dr. Grap: Oh! Okay! So, botox for your cheeks?

Meri: Grr.... Nop. 

Mandy: Oh! Oh! Yes, I know! Your boobies! You want some bigger boobies!

Meri: Oh, no! my boobies are perfect bitch. 

Dr. Grap: Oh, yees.... sure....

Meri: Well... I want to retouch my knees.

Dr. Grap: Your knees?

Meri: Yes! I don't like them. They make me look fat.

Dr. Grap: Okay. It's a very good idea, but this operation doesn't exist. The knees can't be retouched, because they connect the tibias with the femur. If I disconnected the kneecap of these bones, you can become handicapped. 

Meri: Oh. Okay. So, I will go to another clinic. Byebye and Thank you.

Mandy: Oh... poor girl.