Meri: Hi! I would like to see Dr. Grap.
Secretary: Do you have an appointment?
Meri: Not really, I don't need that. I'm an old friend of Dr. Grap.
Secretary: What do you mean with "I don't need that"? Everybody needs an apponitment to see Dr. Grap.
Meri: Oh! I think that you don't understand me... I need to see Dr. Grap, she's an old friend....
- Dr. Grap appears-.
Dr. Grap: What's all this noise? I'm working!
-Dr Grap sees Meri and she screams exited-.
Dr. Grap: OMG! Meri! It's been such a long time! How are you?
Meri: Mandy! I'm glad to see you! Your stupid secretary doesn't understand me. -Meri looks at the secretary and says:- Do you see? I told you.
Dr. Grap: Sure, sure! Come with me, come in.
-They go into the room-.
Dr. Mandy: So, what you want?
Meri: I need a little retouch.
Mandy: Oh! So, finally you decide to retouch your nose?
Meri: Umh... No really... I want to retouch my...
Mandy: Oh! Your lips?
Meri: Umh... No...
Dr. Grap: Oh! Okay! So, botox for your cheeks?
Meri: Grr.... Nop.
Mandy: Oh! Oh! Yes, I know! Your boobies! You want some bigger boobies!
Meri: Oh, no! my boobies are perfect bitch.
Dr. Grap: Oh, yees.... sure....
Meri: Well... I want to retouch my knees.
Dr. Grap: Your knees?
Meri: Yes! I don't like them. They make me look fat.
Dr. Grap: Okay. It's a very good idea, but this operation doesn't exist. The knees can't be retouched, because they connect the tibias with the femur. If I disconnected the kneecap of these bones, you can become handicapped.
Meri: Oh. Okay. So, I will go to another clinic. Byebye and Thank you.
Mandy: Oh... poor girl.
Friday, 27 January 2017
Friday, 2 December 2016
SELF EVALUATION
The 18th of November, my friend Mandy and I did an oral presentation about nightmares, some meanings, the sleepwalking and the sleeptalking. I had to evaluate myself, but I’m not sure about how I did it. I think that the slides were cool, the information was interesting and the content was OK too. But maybe I was so anxious because I used to do the presentations with the “medium” class last year, in which the people aren’t very good at English, and this year we are all together the higher level with the medium and that’s very weird for me, I don’t like, I feel stupid, so it makes me feel anxious and “hyperactive” I really can’t be still. And finally my pronunciation, I think it's normal.
WHAT'S A SLEEPWALKING?
Sleepwalking or somnambulism is a behavior disorder that originates during deep sleep and results in walking or performing other complex behaviors while asleep. The sleepwalking includes not only walking in your sleep, they sit up in bed and look around, leave the house and drive long distances… A common misconception that a sleepwalker should not be awakened, but it can be dangerous not to wake a sleepwalker.
The prevalence of sleepwalking are between 1% and 15%. It’s common in adulthood, but it isn’t associated with any psychological problem. It can be possible with a sleep deprivation, sedative agents, febrile illnesses, certain medications…
Sleepwalkers are more common in children, between three to seven years old. It can be provocated for bedwetting, sleep terrors, sleep apnea…
- SYMPTOMS:
A sleepwalking can have some symptoms like: sleep talking, no memory of the event, difficulty arousing during an episode, inappropriate behavior such as urinating in closets (more common in children), screaming and violence. THE MEANING OF SOME NIGHTMARES
- Natural catastrophes
Maybe you had dreamed about tsunamis, tornados, volcanoes… Natural catastrophes. The scientist relate that with a feeling of anxiety and fear. You are insignificant in front of the enormous powers of nature.
- Being trapped
These nightmares are common in people suffering from claustrophobia, because they have an incredible fear of being locked in small places. However, these nightmares can also be experienced by people fearing their inability to break away from current bad situations (like annoying relationship or dead end job).
- Teeth dropping
These nightmare aren’t so frequent. Some people describe it as a profoundly anxious. The person starts feeling their teeth dropping suddenly from their mouth. This nightmare has been linked to profoundly personal worries about other people’s judgments on his physical appearance.
- Being Naked
Maybe you dream about being naked. Psychologists argue these dreams are symptoms of an inner fear of what other people might believe or say about us, normally about our physical appearance. It’s more common in kids.
- Missing important events
It’s a very common dream about missing important events, as our own wedding. These dreams represent the fears and anxieties that we feel in important events, an expectation on us. We have the fear of missing that, so we dream about it.
- Not able to talk or move
When you can’t scream or talk in a dream that means that you are in an impotence and unfair mood. You try and try, but nobody can hear you, that means that you had some communication problems too.
If you dream about not being able to run or your body doesn’t react, that means that you have some self-esteem problems and you are very insecure.
Friday, 11 November 2016
DONALD TRUMP, NEW USA PRESIDENT
It's not really news, but we can considerer to be, because it's an important and recent fact. It talks about the new USA president, Dondald Trump. He was competing with Hillary Clinton, and Trump won the elections. As we can see in the map (link down below), there is more red than blue, the red is Trump, so, he wins, and maybe it seems like he wins with a big difference, but if we go down the page news, we can appreciate that the difference is very small.
OPINION:
Well, I dont know much about Hillary Clinton, but I know some things about Trump, and he doesn't seems like a president. He's racist, sexist, homophobic, controlling, a little bit ignorant, and he's a little bit crazy too. I do not agree with his ideas. For example, he says that the global warming is an invention of -Chinese, WTF? When I knew that he think of these things, it made me question who vote for this man. And are maybe people like him. He says lots of things like this, he wants to make a wall on the Mexican border, he wants to avoid inmigrants, really is that the best way? If he wins because other people like him vote for him, that means that in USA there are a lot of people like Donald, and that's not good for anybody. I hope that Trump follows the board of the consultants, because if he doesn't, USA will have some big problems.
LINK: http://www.bbc.com/news/election/us2016/results
HOW TO DO A GOOD PHOTO SESH ABOUT ONESELF
These last 5 months I was working on a project about advertising
photography. This project consists in two parts. My favourite part is taking
photos of people, but the photos have to symbolise the people, where we did the
photos? Why we choose this place? What was the model wearing? Why he/she is wearing
this clothes? And what you can see in the photo? Why do you see that?
Everything is important when you want to transmit the personality of a specific
person. So, how is it done?
1 1- Choose the
place. It’s better if the model feels comfortable, if he/she knows the place,
if the place is a site where the model goes a lot, and if it’s a place that
defines the model.
2- Choose the
clothes. It’s important that the model wears his/her common clothes, maybe his/her
favourite outfit. The clothes are very important; people wears different clothes
because people have different tastes, and with the clothes people can express a
little of his/her personality.
3- Choose what
you want to see in the photo. Maybe the model has some characteristic that
defines him/her. A tattoo for example, is a good way to express something. Piercings,
mole, freckles if the model has many…
All you had to do is combinate these points, transmit the personality, and be creative. Good luck!
Tuesday, 8 November 2016
A SHARK EMBRYO HAS BEEN FOUND WITH TWO HEADS
The
news consists of a discovery of a shark embryo with two heads. The embryo was
found in Malaga, Spain, it was hidden amongst 797 others.
The
scientists studied it, and
they found that the embryo had two brains, a mouth, two eyes, two hearts,
stomachs and livers, but only one intestine. The two heads are attached below
the gills. And the scientists are not sure if they will survive when they’re
born.
LINK: http://www.bbc.com/earth/story/20161027-a-shark-embryo-has-been-found-with-two-heads
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